The following is representative of most conversations between myself and polite acquaintances this week:
Dental hygienist: So, how was your Valentine's day?
Me: (to self) Why is this an appropriate question to ask? (to hygienist) Uh, it was fine. And yours?
Dental hygienist: (gushes) It was perfect! My boyfriend bought me this new bracelet (dangles bracelet) and we went to dinner. I guess it's kind of typical, but I love that there's a whole day dedicated to relationships!
Me: Oh, yes. It's beautiful!
pause
Me: (feeling obligated to explain why I am not wearing any new jewelry) I was actually at work.
Dental hygienist: (with feeling) Oh, how sad!
Me: Yeah, well, we take turns on Saturdays and it was just my week. It's no big deal.
Dental hygienist: Well, there's always next year!
Me: Uh, yeah. Next year.
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