From Megan.

at Panera

It's about to rain and I'm sitting here drinking my coffee and eating my French Toast bagel listening to some education majors studying for their final. Ick.

I want to shout "ESCAPE! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!" at them. But I will refrain. Perhaps they are elementary ed majors in which case there is much less cause for alarm.

The blonde is wearing jewelry, makeup and an incredibly short skirt. She has no idea.

At the very least they could have chosen some other spot in which to conduct their business. I think they're elevating my blood pressure.

Right after coming over and sharing germs.

Alexis:
Hey would you like to write my sponsor letter?
I will pay you $50.
pppplllleeeaaaasssseee.
I'm sorry for breathing on you.
ppppplllleeeeaaassseeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!