2.27

2.24

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Irina Dunn

2.21

oh, Christmas

2.17

"We're lost."

"Oh. Are you afraid of the dark or something?"

Don't go to Roanoke, Texas without a detailed map and/or a personal guide.

2.14

I was gone last Friday. Judging by my email, it appears that the little darlings were a bit too much for my sub to handle:

"Many textbooks were thrown out of the window from your class. They are here on Ms. Acosta’s desk in main office.

X_______________
Administrative Assistant
Davis High School
Phone -713-xxx-xxxx Fax 713-xxx-xxxx"

2.13

Jesus: The sub? She was white-white.
Me: White-white?
Jesus: Yeah Miss. She was.
Me: Okay... am I not white?
Jesus: Naw, Miss. You're like.. mixed.
Me: Mixed?
Jesus: Yeah. Mixed.
Me: Oh. How am I mixed?
Jesus: 'Cause Miss, you got, like black hair.

Lesson #371- You're only white-white if you're blonde.

2.3

I don't mind being scared
I dont mind seeing that I'm under-prepared
it's the life that I've chosen and the way that it's going
shows that I ought to give into my thoughts
The philosopher's prayer: please show me I'm here so
that I can be okay to go

All the way to the earth from the sky
newly made today so I sink when I fly
It's in the way that I walk crooked lines
gaining strength all the time
and by the ocean I'm told
that we'll all be the same